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38 songs about boobs.
38 songs about bums
69 songs about bits
Sexy Album of the month
Loving You is Killing Me, My Life Story
Britpop’s most glamorous & baroque band are back with a hot new album packed with sexy songs. Opening track, Running Out of Heartbeats, has a driving beat and squelchy base with lyrics including “I’m loving you to death, can’t you see the signs?/Want you so good when you’re killing time/Oh it’s so wrong, but you do it so right/Loving you to death, baby call 999”. I’m a God takes a swaggering tongue-in-cheek tour through the Pantheon, while, in Tits and Attitude, singer Jake Shillingford husks, “I’ve got tits and attitude/I’ve got the poison platitudes/and all the things to get you in the mood/Yes, I’ve got tits and attitude.” Numb, Numb, Numb is another track with a driving base, plus lush harmonies. Bubblewrap is romantic, in a somehow wholesome/sinister way, while Naked is a fun, playful celebration of nudity. Overall, it’s packed with sexy sounds and lascivious lyrics, with a romantic edge, which only makes it sexier.
MLS are currently touring: get tickets here.
Hot Lyrics
“Well my adrenalin was curdling like cream,
As I was being led by the hand.
Through the sound of sirens, and the distant noise of some drunken jazz band,
Through the stench of disinfectant that infected my head,
Through the darkness of a corridor and into a stranger’s bed.
Well I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, honey, but I couldn’t suppress my own,
I had to pull myself outta this nosedive by proving something to myself.”
The The
“Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan
She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband
And when the fog was thick, she’d pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line
‘Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime
Hard-livin’ and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk
She was a liquor-drinkin’ dildo-runnin’ rascal
With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas, an’ a probe for every asshole in El Paso.”
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